Alnatch the Unclad

Adept information
Alnatch the Unclad
Level	32
Max level to engage	29
Zone	Erudin
Location	(-453, -578, 21) South of the docks on a rocky platform
Respawn	14.5 hours
	Pendant of Reckless Swordplay Tri-Faith Pin Bracelet of Force Ocarina of Sweet Dreams Lonely Candle Fuzzy Pink Muumuu Embroidered with Baby Unicorns Unsettling Orange Footgloves Spool of Wyverngut Thread Gauntlets of Trollish Ambition Cloak of Chilly Nights Oceanic Mask Macho Stud Fibber's Ring Pretender's Longsword Spritzer of Perfumed Seawater
Class	Warrior
Body	Young Race
Intelligence	Intelligent
Health	█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (Godlike)
Mana	█ █ █ █ █ (Average)
Strength	█ █ █ █ █ █ (Considerable)
Defense	█ █ █ █ █ (Average)
Magic Resist	█ (Pathetic)
Fire Resist	█ (Pathetic)
Cold Resist	█ (Pathetic)
Poison Resist	█ (Pathetic)
Disease Resist	█ (Pathetic)

Battle information

• Alnatch must be fought with all gear unequipped except for Primary and Secondary slots, and players must remain on his hexagonal platform for the duration of the fight.
  • Attempting to bypass these requirements (i.e., by equipping something mid-battle or fleeing the platform), will result in said character being tossed far out into the water, landing with a "painful bellyflop" that inflicts the following:
    1. HP reduced to 1%, mana to 0, and endurance to 0
    2. Stunned for 20 seconds
    3. Hit with non-resistable Ensnare
    4. Forced into the Feign Death pose (must stand)
    5. Player pet (if any) gets lost at sea, despawning
    6. All of the character's aggro vs. Alnatch is nullified
  • Pets are not subject to this requirement.
• Must engage with a male character via dialog
• Some of Alnatch's combat capabilities are determined by the gender of the person whom he's currently targeting:
  • ALNATCH vs. MALE TANK
    • His physical attacks hit for 100% damage capacity
    • Flurries every few seconds
  • ALNATCH vs. FEMALE TANK
    • His physical attacks hit for only 75% damage
    • Does not Flurry

Note: Alnatch views a gender-neutral target (e.g., skeleton, elemental) as non-female, meaning his attacks will land as if the tank were male regardless of the tank's true gender.

• In addition to the above, all damage Alnatch receives by male characters accrues additional hate, meaning female characters will have a harder time maintaining aggro.
• Alnatch's other combat capabilities, regardless of his target's gender, include the following:
  • Physical damage mitigation boosted by 40% compared to a regular enemy
  • Physical damage avoidance boosted by 25%
  • Enrages at the following HP percentages:
    • At 80% for between 6 and 10 seconds
    • At 60% for between 8 and 12 seconds
    • At 40%, he becomes "EXTREMELY ENRAGED," auto-riposting all incoming melee hits whether frontal or not, for between 10 and 14 seconds
• Alnatch will say one of the following things at random if he changes targets to someone of a different gender:
  • Non-female target to male target:

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'This is more like it. Put up yer duke's, man!'
Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Here's a fella who knows what chivalry means. Have at ye, sir!'
Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Here's a fella who knows what chivalry means. Have at ye, sir!'
Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Finally, a man who won't shirk his duties!'
Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Now, here's someone who looks like he can take the full brunt of my strength!'
Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Defend yourself, sir. Alnatch is comin' at ye with full force!'

• • Non-male target to female target:

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'A lady, is it? Ol' Alnatch is no misogynist, so I'll go easy on ye.'
Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Eh? Ye'd have a woman do yer fightin'? I won't hit her... at least, not as hard.'
Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Worry not, lassie. I'll give ye a fightin' chance.'
Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Are yer men cowards all? Fine, ye'll do for now, but I'll not put my heart in it, woman.'
Alnatch the Unclad says, 'I'd rather ye were a man, my dear lady. I'll fight ye if ye insist, but I'll not give it my all.'

• • Any target to neuter target:

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'I can't rightly tell what ye are, <Player Name>, but I'll fight ye as if ye were a man just in case!'
Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Ye may not look like a man, whatever ye be, but ye're certainly no woman in my eyes!'
Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Trying to hide your true form, are ye? Well, I've never met a lady with a face like yers, so I'll wallop you as I would any man!'

• Melee
  • Hits: 61 Max (Female)
  • Hits: 89 Max (Male)
• Special Abilities
  • Ability
• Spells and Non-Melee
  • Spell

Jaylas Insight

Alnatch the Unclad is an odd figure. Though he boasts of his expertise in unarmored combat, a perceptive ear can hear that his movements create a mysterious rustling. He holds old-fashioned views on women and seems not to take them as seriously as he takes men. Perhaps his sexism can be used against him.

Dialogue

Male

You say, 'Hail, Alnatch the Unclad'

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Hail. Ye look like a man's man, Halfling. What brings ye to these jagged rocks? Come to ponder a lass, have ye?'

You say, 'I saw you from afar and wondered what a Dwarf could possibly be doing out here by his lonesome. And now that I see you up close, I'm doubly perplexed. Where's your armor?'

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Me armor? Oh, yes! I'm honin' me body here in the harsh outdoors. Hardenin' it against the elements, ye might say. I firmly believe that there's nothin' better for sharpenin' a Warrior's skill than a good, old-fashioned, outdoor romp with nothin' but his weapons on hand. Why, I would even go so far as to say ol' Alnatch here needs no armor. I leave that for lesser fighters.'

You say, 'If you're as skilled as you make yourself out to be, let me see those swords of yours in action. I'll spar with you.'

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Hah! I suppose I'm up for an impromptu rumble. But we fight on my terms, son. D'ye agree to that?'

You say, 'No terms, Dwarf. You'd only tilt the odds in your favor.'

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Coward! I'm wastin' me time talkin' to someone as thick as ye. Begone.'

You say, 'Fine. What are your terms?'

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'I have but two rules. First, I say ye fight as I fight. No armor. No personal effects of any kind apart from whatever yer two hands can hold. Fling yer magics if ye have any. Summon a pet if that's yer style. But if ye so much as slip on an earring mid-fight, I'll toss ye out to sea to drown like a common thief! Second, ye'll stay on this rocky platform with me. I'll not go chasin' ye out to see like some daft fish. Now, doesn't that sound fair?'

You say, 'What are your terms?'

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'I have but two rules. First, I say ye fight as I fight. No armor. No personal effects of any kind apart from whatever yer two hands can hold. Fling yer magics if ye have any. Summon a pet if that's yer style. But if ye so much as slip on an earring mid-fight, I'll toss ye out to sea to drown like a common thief! Second, ye'll stay on this rocky platform with me. I'll not go chasin' ye out to see like some daft fish. Now, doesn't that sound fair?'

Note: This fight limits you to primary and secondary slot equipment. ALL other slots must be unoccupied for the duration of the fight. Additionally, you must remain on the hexagonal platform throughout the fight.

You say, 'Something about these terms feels fishy to me. I demand that you let me fight with my equipment on!'

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Hmph. I didn't think ye'd be up for the challenge. Begone, wimp, afore I lose me temper!'

Note: Saying the next line will start the fight.

You say, 'That sounds fair. Raise your weapons, Alnatch!'

Female

You say, 'Hail, Alnatch the Unclad'

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'What's a dainty thing like ye doin' runnin' 'round these jagged rocks, lassie? Get back to shore before ye hurt yerself. 'Twould be a shame if ye were to mangle that pretty face out in these rugged parts.'

ou say, 'I can take care of myself, thank you. And there's more to a woman than her face, I might add.'

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Eh? Ol' Alnatch is merely lookin' out for ye. We chivalrous types are few and far between these days, as ye know. Why, seems the whole of Dalaya's overrun with brutes and milksops who've forgotten how to treat the fair sex!'

You say, 'Mhmm. What exactly are you doing out here, Alnatch? And where is your armor?'

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Me armor? Oh, yes! I'm honin' me body here in the harsh outdoors. Hardenin' it against the elements, ye might say. I firmly believe that there's nothin' better for sharpenin' a Warrior's skill than a good, old-fashioned, outdoor romp with nothin' but his weapons on hand. It's part of my philosophy.'

You say, 'If you're as skilled as you make yourself out to be, let me see those swords of yours in action. I may be a "lassie," to you, but I can hold my own in combat. Let's spar.'

Alnatch the Unclad says, 'Me? Fight ye? I think not. I'll fight a woman if push comes to shove, but I'll not raise arms against her for sport. Move along, <Player Race>. There's no sense in the two of us talkin' any further.'