Feeding the Animals

Walkthrough

Quest giver	a Clockwork Zoo Keeper
Starting Zone	Underhill
Suggested Level Range	1 - 5
Quest items used	Meat Launching Ballista
Item Reward(s)	Tunic Signed by Og Mechanical Zoo Postcard Junky Gorilla Doll Underhill Zoo Safari Hat
Positive (+) Faction	Mechanic's Guild The Underschool The Overseers The Underchurch

You say, 'Hail, a Clockwork Zoo Keeper'

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, 'Welcome to the Underhill Zoological Garden - the biggest Zoological Garden in all of Dalaya. Admission to the Zoological Gardens is free of charge thanks to the Mechanic Guild of Underhill. Please remember to be calm near the animals, and to visit our gift shop on your way out! Also, we are piloting a program to allow guests to feed the animals! There is much to do here at the Underhill Zoological Garden.'

You say, 'Tell me about feeding the animals.'

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, 'For the low cost of one silver coin, guests at the Underhill Zoological Garden can feed the animals using our patented Meat Launching Ballista designed by our sponsor, The Underhill Mechanics Guild!'

You say, 'I would like to feed the animals.'

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, 'Excellent! First, the fee for this pilot program is one silver coin.'

You say, 'Here is one silver coin.'

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, 'Deposit received. Liability Waiver: You, hereby known as The Participant, indemnify, hold harmless and forever discharge the UNDERHILL ZOOLOGICAL SOCIETY and its agents, employees, officers, directors, affiliates, successors and assigns, of and from any and all claims, demands, debts, contracts, expenses, causes of action, lawsuits, damages and liabilities of every kind and nature, whether known or unknown, in law or equity, that I ever had or may have, arising or in any way related to my participation in the UNDERHILL ZOOLOGICAL GARDEN's Animal Feeding Pilot Program. This waiver applies to any bodily harm or death, even that caused by the gross negligence, intentional or willful or wanton conduct on the part of the UNDERHILL ZOOLOGICAL GARDEN. Do you agree?'

You lose 1 silver pieces.

You say, 'I agree.'

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, 'The Rules of this Pilot Program: You may only feed each animal once. The Meat Launching Ballista must be used from the viewing platform for each animal. After you have completed feeding each animal, you must return the Meat Launching Ballista to me. Do you understand the rules?'

You say, 'I understand the rules.'

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, 'Delivered: One Meat Launching Ballista. Please feed each animal only once. Enjoy your time at the Underhill Zoological Garden!'

You receive Meat Launching Ballista.

Feed the captive tiger, gorilla, and ogre!

Og stands up when he sees you walk onto the viewing platform, 'Hullo ovur dere!!! Welcum to da zoo!

Og grabs the meat out of the air, 'Oh yum dank yu for da meat!'

With a large THRUNG, the ballista malfunctions!

A massive force knocks you backwards.

You say, 'Hail, a Clockwork Zoo Keeper'

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, 'We hope you enjoyed your visit to the Underhill Zoological Garden. Be sure to stop by our gift shop on your way out!'

You say, 'The Ballista malfunctioned and threw me into the animal pen!'

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, 'We hope you enjoyed your visit to the Underhill Zoological Garden. Be sure to stop by our gift shop on your way out!'

You say, 'I am serious! Instead of throwing the meat, I was literally launched into a dangerous animal!'

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, 'We hope you enjoyed your visit to the Underhill Zoological Garden. Be sure to stop by our gift shop on your way out!'

You say, 'Listen, you cannot just have malfunctioning feeding things throwing people into tigers and gorillas. What are you going to do about this?'

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, 'Copy of Signed Waiver: You, hereby known as The Participant, indemnify, hold harmless and forever discharge the UNDERHILL ZOOLOGICAL SOCIETY and its agents, employees, officers, directors, affiliates, successors and assigns, of and from any and all claims, demands, debts, contracts, expenses, causes of action, lawsuits, damages and liabilities of every kind and nature, whether known or unknown, in law or equity, that I ever had or may have, arising or in any way related to my participation in the UNDERHILL ZOOLOGICAL GARDEN's Animal Feeding Pilot Program. This waiver applies to any bodily harm or death, even that caused by the gross negligence, intentional or willful or wanton conduct on the part of the UNDERHILL ZOOLOGICAL GARDEN.'

You say, 'I want to speak with your manager.'

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, 'We hope you enjoyed your visit to the Underhill Zoological Garden. Be sure to stop by our gift shop on your way out!'

You say, 'I am not leaving until we talk about this. And I am going to go tell people how dangerous your zoo is.'

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, '......Congratulations on being our 10000th customer! Please feel free to pick any item from the gift shop free of charge!'

You say,

- [D1] That is more like it. I will take the Postcard.
- [D2] That is more like it. I will take the T-Shirt.
- [D3] That is more like it. I will take the Stuffed Tiger.
- [D4] That is more like it. I will take the Safari Hat.

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, 'Thank you for visiting the Underhill Zoological Garden. Please feel free to not come back.'

You say, [D5] That is not good enough.

a Clockwork Zoo Keeper says, '......Congratulations on being our 10002th customer! Please feel free to pick any item from the gift shop free of charge!'