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Chef Ghurgi asked me to pick up her order of dwarf meat on the other side of the bridge in Greenmist. I need to find a guy named Jordi, pick up the meat, and go back to Ghurgi.


Walkthrough

Meat Delivery
Quest giver Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi
Starting Zone

Greenmist Jungle

Suggested Level Range 6 - 10
Quest items used

Dwarf Meat

Item Reward(s)

Marinated Dwarf x 2
Dwarf Skin Cape

Currency Reward 1 Platinum, 9 Gold, 12 Silver, 14 Copper
Experience Reward 2500

Find Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi (Greenmist Jungle at 1533, 832, 62).


You say, 'Hail, Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi'
Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'Hullo! I am Ghurgi, finest dwarf cooker in all of Dalaya! My name is known to every dwarf eater. People come from around the world to taste my dwarf. Would you like a free sample?'
You say, 'Sure, I will take a free sample.'
Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'Well then, here you are! Fresh marinated dwarf. Take a bite of that and tell me it is not the best thing you have ever eaten.'

You receive Marinated Dwarf.

You say, 'This is... very good!'
Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'Of course it is! Dat is why I am the best! Dere is more where dat came from, and some money besides, if you are willing to do me a small favour.'
You say, 'This is... okay.'
Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, '...Just okay? That is just because my last shipment of Dwarf Meat was of low quality. I will tell you what, do me a favour, and I can give you a taste of my most amazing work! And some money on the side. What say you?'
You say, 'This is... errr... did you remember to take the beard off?'
Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'You just try to get all of the beard hair out of those damned things! My last shipment were a bunch of dwarf women who had more hair than I do on a third of the skin. You want a good meal and some coin on top of it, you should do me a favour. I will make up for da hair.'
You say, 'Sure. What is the favour?'
Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'I need someone to go pick up my latest order of dwarf meat. I have a huge order that I need to fill from some very rich Ogres high up in Oggok. I ordered the finest meat for it.'
You say, 'Where would I pick it up?'
Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'Just on the other side of the bridge. I actually have never met my supplier in person. He is really secretive and for some reason does not like to come near Oggok himself. All you would have to do is go to the bridge to the southwest and look for him nearby on the other side - his name if Jordi. After you bring da meat here, I will give you some coin to take back to him. Dats it.'
You say, 'That sounds easy enough. I will go pick up your meat.'
Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'Good good! I will be here. Please hurry, my latest order needs to be made soon! Dis order will make my career!'

Find Jordi Gullivan (Greenmist Jungle at 607, 1510, -10).

You say, 'Hail, Jordi Gullivan'
Jordi Gullivan says, 'Got business wit' me? Otherwise, buzz off.'
You say, 'Errr. Are you the Jordi doing business with Ghurgi?'
Jordi Gullivan says, 'Do you see any other Jordi around here, mate? By Tarhyl, you errand boys get dumber every time. Do you want the meat or not?'
You say, 'You are a dwarf selling dwarf meat? Seriously?'
Jordi Gullivan says, 'Listen, you ass. I do not see you all in tears over delivering da stuff. So instead of judgin, how about I give ya the meat, and you scurry along back to Ghurgi for my money. The dead don't need their meat anymore, anyway, and ya gotta make a livin'
You say, 'I think I understand why you don't want to deliver the meat yourself. Fine, hand over the meat, and I will bring back the money from Ghurgi.'
Jordi Gullivan says, ere ya go, errand boy. Get back with my money right away, so I can catch a caravan out of this Tarhyl forsaken place.'
You say, 'I am here to pick up Ghorgi's order.'
Jordi Gullivan says, 'Yeah yeah. I have been waiting for you. You ready for the meat?'
You say, 'Yup. Hand over the meat, and I will bring back the money from Ghurgi.'
Jordi Gullivan says, ere ya go, errand boy. Get back with my money right away, so I can catch a caravan out of this Tarhyl forsaken place.'

You receive Dwarf Meat.

Return to Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi.

You say, 'Hail, Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi'
Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'Did yu meet wit Jordi? If you have da meat, hand it over! I need to get dis order started!'
You say, 'Did you know Jordi is a Dwarf?'
Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'Dis is no time for jokes! Give me da meat, we gots to get started!'
You say, 'No, seriously. He is really a Dwarf.'
Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'I hav no time for dis! Please! Hand ovur da meat!'

Hand Ghurgi Dwarf Meat.

Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'Good, lets see here...' Ghurgi checks through the meat, 'Dis. Dis is old! Dis is old, low quality meat! I told him it had to be fresher! Dis aint sum two-bit shmuck I am dealing with! I need to imprese dese people! I... what am I going to do?... I need at least five slabs of high quality meat for this order... I will figure something out. Here, here is half the money I owe Jordi. Tell him he gets no more due to da quality. Come back when you are done.'

You gain 500 experience!!

You receive 5 gold pieces.

You receive Marinated Dwarf x5.

Return to Jordi Gullivan.

You say, 'Hail, Jordi Gullivan'
Jordi Gullivan says, 'You get the money, mate? I need to get outta here. She owes me ten gold, total.'
You say, 'Ghurgi is not happy with the quality of the meat. She only sent me with five gold. Here it is.'

You lose 5 gold pieces.

Jordi Gullivan says, 'You have got to be fracking kiddin' me! Where da hell am I supposed to get fresh dwarf meat in the damned Greenmist Jungle! It gets 'old' by the time I get here! She want to underpay me? Fine! Tell Ghurgi that she and I are done. She can just go find another damned supplier.'
Yeah. Here is your ten gold.
Bug Bug!
Nothing happens on making this dialogue choice.


Return to Ghurgi.

You say, 'Hail, Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi'
Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'Yu give him da cash?'
You say, 'Yeah. He was not happy with half payment. Said you are never doing business together again.'
Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'Fine. Good riddance to him. Here is your payment, and some extra besides. Please go, I need to figure out how I am going to get fresh dwarf meat so quickly. What am I going to do?!'

You receive 3 silver, 9 copper pieces.

You receive Marinated Dwarf.

Kill Jordi Gullivan then bring some fresh dwarf meat to Chef Ghurgi.

Chef De Cuisine Ghurgi says, 'Hey! How did you get this? This is the freshest dwarf meat I have ever seen! This is perfect! Absolutely perfect! How did you get it?! Well, that does not even matter does it? Here, take all that I have in my wallet... and, and my cloak too! I am going to make these upper crust ogres swoon with my meat!'

You gain 2000 experience!!

You receive Dwarf Skin Cape.

You receive 1 platinum, 9 gold, 8 silver, 5 copper pieces.