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One-Wit Russel (Quest)

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A very deranged 'invisible' man in Centaur Hills asked me to retrieve his hat from Blackburrow. He will surely get himself killed soon if I do not.


One-Wit Russel (Quest)
Quest giver One-Wit Russel
Starting Zone

Centaur Hills

Ending Zone Centaur Hills
Other Zone(s)

Blackburrow

Suggested Level Range 7-20
Quest items used

Disgusting Felt Hat

Item Reward(s)

Stinking Rotten Sandals

Experience Reward 3,500

Walkthrough

Find One-Wit Russel (Centaur Hills  at 3191.56, -1068.13, 60.46  • On the southern hill, overlooking Blackburrow) .

You say, 'Hail, One-Wit Russel'
One-Wit Russel says, 'Hello! ... wait... you can see me?! You ... you must be invisible too! I have never met another invisible person before. You are kind of cute looking, too. My name is Russel! They call me 'Witty Russel' back in town. I would talk more but I do not know how your invisibility vortex might interact with mine. I would not want concurrent field shifting to happen! Oha that would suck!'
You say, 'You should not be on this hill, Russel. It is right next to Blackburrow, and is not safe.'
One-Wit Russel says, 'You must be new to being invisible! You see, invisible means not visible. Visible means you can see something. So being not visible means you cannot be seen by anything. Since not visible is the same thing as invisible that means we cannot be seen! It is like being unseen, but in a deeper way. Being unseeable? Yeah. Sort of like being unseeable. The Mighty in the hills tells us of being unseeable and that is why we are. How long have you been invisible? It must not have been long. Anyway, I am here because I lost my hat! My very special hat! I want it back and the gnolls took it. Those visible gnolls in Blackburrow. I need to get it back, or my head will not have a hat on it. I tried to walk in earlier, but I think some of the gnolls might have invisibility seeing powers as they barked at me. I have been focusing my invisibility REALLY hard, though, so I should be able to walk in soon.'

Help the Man [D1]

You say, 'You are going to get yourself killed, Russel. You are not invisible! I am going into Blackburrow anyway, how about I get you your hat back?'
One-Wit Russel says, 'Killed? Only if they can see me! And they cannot see me because I am invisible! I explained to you what that is. So you know that means they cannot see me. So they cannot kill me! ... But... you want to get the hat? I am going to stay here and keep powering up my invisibility for a bit but if you get the hat before I am done I will thank you! Invisibles have to stick together!'

Your journal has been updated. [One-Wit Russel]

 
Journal Text: A very deranged 'invisible' man in Centaur Hills asked me to retrieve his hat from Blackburrow. He will surely get himself killed soon if I do not.

Gather and give One-Wit Russel:

  • Disgusting Felt Hat
One-Wit Russel says, 'My hat! Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha you got my hat from the gnolls!' One-Wit Russel throws his hat on his head, and in the blink of an eye, he disappears. All that is left are a pair of ratty sandals. You pick them up in astonishment.

You gain 3500 experience!!

You receive Stinking Rotten Sandals.

Your journal has been updated. [One-Wit Russel]

 
Journal Text: I retrieved Russel's hat... and he disappeared.

OR

Tell a Lie [D2] (Evil)

You say, 'As a fellow invisible, I can sense that your invisibility is strong enough to not be seen by the gnolls. God speed, fellow invisible. (Lie)'
One-Wit Russel says, 'You must be a strong invisible! Okay! Off to get my hat!!! Stupid gnolls! Stay back, friend!'

One-Wit Russel charges toward the gnolls, who kill him in one hit. No reward is given.